February 2012
24 posts
Show starts in T-Minus 20 minutes...
Wanna see Ben Brooks, Eli Braden, Jay Malone, Michael Gelbart, Steve Scholtz and more perform a free show in Santa Monica RIGHT NOW but can’t be there in person? It’s cool. Just click this link: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/comedy-the-trip
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Nothing like reading a story in the news about an...
I sure know how to pick ‘em, don’t I? Well, at least he’s “not guilty,” right? (sigh)
Feb 29th
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ruthakers replied to your post: Shit happens YOU CAN USE MY TRICK. NOBODY STEALS TWEETS THAT AREN’T FUNNY. Hush, you! I think I was following you for over a year, all the while thinking, “I love her! WHY DOESN”T SHE LIKE ME?! WHY WON’T SHE FOLLOW ME BACK?!!” (ha ha ha)
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Shit happens
I don’t like to make a big deal out of people stealing tweets. It’s annoying and frustrating when it happens. I have a low opinion of people who do it, but I have little interest in going after people when it happens. Yes, my tweets get stolen from time to time. More often than I even bother to pay attention to. I usually laugh it off. I’m flattered by it. It’s usually by...
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 26th
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The trouble with changing your Twitter handle...
One of my real life friends is a porn producer here in L.A. And it’s not exactly mild porn that he produces. Specifically, it’s pretty hardcore gay fetish porn. He recently changed his Twitter name. His former Twitter name was then taken by someone else. This new person’s profile is “Hello my name is ****** I am crazy in love with Jesus!” Oh, this guy is in for some...
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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thrylling nonsense!: WILL PHILLIPS: ALPHA MALE →
thethryll: I want to share with you people something that happened tonight. I have no reason to share this with you, especially on a night where you’re all probably fucking each other blindly, and you’re just REVELING in that. But whatever, you deserve it. But this fucking happened: It’s my birthday. Okay?… This, my friends, is what happens when you mix whiskey and ginger ale. I’m...
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Although I didn't get to attend SnarkNYC...
I can say from experience that one of the funniest parts of a Tweetup is recognizing someone who unfollowed you and watching how quickly they offer to buy you a drink as soon as you’re introduced to them.
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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SnarkNYC
I’ve been looking at the pictures from SnarkNYC, and from what I’ve seen, @georgecocksman is wearing a shirt in all of them. I call bullshit.
Feb 19th
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Fuck you, Tumblr...
I’m not installing Missing-E. I’ve read your dialog box. Several times. I clicked “I Understand,” EVERY FUCKING TIME! Guess what? I STILL UNDERSTAND.
Feb 15th
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Jonas Polsky: "Star" Wars →
jonaspolsky: by Jonas Polsky I’m not that popular on Twitter. I know that, and that’s fine. That being said, if I get 9+ stars for a tweet, it’s a big deal. I’m not a personality, I don’t share anything about my life. I’m in it purely to get laughs. Each star represents a laugh. If I post a tweet that… I agree that the feedback Favstar supplies has been an addictive and invaluable...
Feb 15th
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R.I.P. Okay?
I happen to enjoy gallows humor. Sure, it can be cheap and distasteful, but I find it helps relieve the tension and uneasiness we all feel about our own mortality when tragedy strikes.  I made 9/11 jokes on 9/11. I told jokes in the hospital the day my mom passed. So yes, I happen to believe it’s fair game to make jokes when a beloved celebrity dies. I will, however, refrain from saying...
Feb 12th
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I still haven't found what I'm looking for...
Last night I tweeted this: “Sex is like pizza. There’s no good pizza in Los Angeles.” I got about a dozen replies telling me where to find good pizza. I guess what I’m trying to say is that Twitter is useless.
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Text from Last Night... Twitter Edition
The benefit of giving your phone number to Twitter friends comes from the random text messages you get from some of these people. I’ll let you place your guesses in the comments as to who this one is from, but I awoke to this gem that was sent at midnight the night before: “Hey, what does top and bottom mean?”
Feb 9th
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I keep forgetting I have a Tumblr
That is all.
Feb 9th
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